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Half Horse Half Man
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I met her on the internet
We haven't met in person yet
And that's how I like you to stay
'Cause I've been down this road before
They always end up wanting more
They take one look and run away
(hey-hey-hey)
'Cause I'm a creature of the night
(hey-hey-hey)
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact
That I'm a half horse, half man
How could she ever understand?
That I'm a half horse, half man
I'm a half horse, half man
That's what I am
And I told my love the truth
And she was actually pretty cool
With finding out that I'm a horse
She introduced me to her friends
And took me to her room and then
We made love, cowgirl of course
(hey-hey-hey)
But someones comin' up the stairs
(hey-hey-hey)
She said her parents weren't there
I'm finding out that was a lie
She told me "babe, you gotta hide"
I told her "Where? I'm half a horse!"
Her dad opens the door and says
"Is that a half horse half man?
Layin' naked in my daughters bed!
That is a half horse, half man
Uhuh, someone better help me understand!" (ooh)
My mom's my mom my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
That is how I'm horse half man
I am one half horse half man
That's what I am
That's what I am
I love you, yo,yo
That I'm a half horse half man
She loves me just the way I am
She loves that I'm half horse, half man (ooh)
We don't give a damn who understands (oooh)
Let's run away into the night
And leave our families behind
We'll start our own family in time
A family of half horse, half men
Or maybe even horse women
Half horse children
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