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Dick in Dixie

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Some say I'm not country And that's just fine with me 'Cause I don't wanna be country With some asshole looking over at me They say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct You know what I'm thinking You know that pop-country really sucks Well, I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie And the "cunt" back in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays Is a lot of fucking shit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered (What?) That I'm gonna self-destruct (Well, probably) But if you know what I'm thinking You know that pop-country really sucks We're losing all the outlaws Who had to stand their ground 'Cause they're being replaced by these kids From a manufactured town And they have no idea About sorrow and woe 'Cause they're just too goddamn busy Sucking dick on music row So I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie And the "cunt" back in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays Is a lot of fucking shit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinking You know that pop-country really sucks We're losing all the outlaws Who had to stand their ground 'Cause they're being replaced by these kids From a manufactured town And they have no idea About Hank, Ruel, and Joshua They're just too goddamn busy Trying to get on Travis Tritt's fucking nuts Here to put the "dick" in Dixie And the "cunt" right back in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays Is a lot of bullshit to me They say that I'm ill-mannered That I'm gonna self-destruct But if you know what I'm thinking You know that pop-country really sucks I'm here to put the "dick" in Dixie And the "cunt" back in country The kind of country that I hear nowadays Is a lot of bullshit to me