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Kick My Ass - 2009 Remaster

Big & Rich
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Well, I walked up to the bar I laid down my platinum card Then I ordered fifty long necks for my new friends Well, the bar maid passed them out And before we chugged them down I held mine up, said "here's to us" and then Well, this blonde slid up to me She said "that was awful sweet" And then I saw her boyfriend as wide as he was tall Well, he broke up our hug With a six-foot-five-inch shove And I found myself slammed up against the wall Why does everybody want to kick my ass? I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want to kick my ass? Well, I've never been the type To walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get along I throw parties all the time And they're always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn Well, my style of stress relief Sometimes disturbs the peace The police show up, cut donuts in my yard And while the Zeppelin's playing loud They run off my party crowd They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard Why does everybody want to kick my ass? I'm just trying to have a little fun for all the ones who can't And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want to kick my ass? And just because I kiss the prettiest girls And I drive my truck too fast Why does everybody want It seems like everybody wants Why does everybody want to kick my ass? To kick my ass Oh, more like, uh, boys, play me a love song Bedroom music Uh, brothers, uh, give me a groove So look to your left and, uh, to your right If it's somebody you don't know Maybe it's time to introduce yourself Uh, maybe say Senorita, pleased to meet ya Would you like some pizza or margarita? Vana Venezuela con mulgeria macosuela Tierra pesas grandes, yeya no es fea He jumped out the window with his guitar in his hand Said "shoot me daddy, I'm Superman" I'm Superman, I'm Superman I'm Superman, I'm Superman