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1st One 2 The Eggs Win (The Human Race)
Bootsy Collins, Gary Chandler, Jason Wilson, Pretty-Fatt
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Now, on your mark, get set, grow
Oh, the first one to the egg wins, baby
Oh no, I'm crowded
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
First one to the egg, first one to the egg, first one to the egg
Get out of my way, tit-tit
Get out of my way
Once ejaculation has occurred
The sperm enters the uterus, speeds to work
I'll be damned if you pinheads can outswim me
Both life my rewards or let it be
Now penetrated by the sperm
The egg becomes resistant to others
So you know I had to get there first
To give my sister a brother
We are the human race
If it ain't legal, get it out of my face
Life's too short for eternal abuse
And uh, and if veganism you done
Then you got an excuse
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There are winners here amongst us
There are some of us just matching
If you keep doing what you're doing
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losing
Only one out of three of his sperm cells
Will connect to make a baby
Surrounding the sperm, the egg
Fuses to make a single cell
The sperm has now fertilized the egg
Oh, it's time for the countdown, boys
One, six, nine
Oh, I'm right on top of it
First one to the egg
First one to the egg
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
Man, I'm a genius
First one to the egg
Get out of my way, tit-tit
Ah, conception, also called fertilization
Is the union of the ovum and the sperm
To produce conceptus, baby
Once ejaculation has occurred
The sperm enters the uterus, speeds to work
Looking like tadpoles with tiny tails
Then I swim down fast and say, "Let me have"
Once penetrated by the sperm
The egg becomes resistant to others
You know I just had to get there first
To give my sister a brother
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We are the human race
If it ain't legal, get it out of my face
Win this race, brother, to win
I been around once and I'm coming again
There are winners here amongst us
There are some of us just matching
If you keep doing what you're doing
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losing
We are the human race
If it ain't legal, get it out of my face
We are the human race
If it ain't legal, get it out of my face
Get, get, get, get over here
What's new, boy? What's new?
First one to the egg
Hey, hold up, what's happening?
First one to, first one to, first one to the egg
I can't die, my goodies
Oh, the first one to the egg wins, baby
Get out of my way, tit-tit
Get out of my way, tit-tit
What's the name of this town?
And who's gonna get on down?
Bootsy, Bootsy
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