Honky Tonk Education
Michael Salgado
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I laid out of high school, headed for a barstool Instead of a PhD
I took late night courses on that hardwood
Floor And man, I was easy to teach
I was never tardy when class was startin'
I was always first step in line
Then I knuckled down, buckled down
I was tough a-gettin' round 'til the bell at closing time
I got a honky-tonk education
Tuition was a cover charge
Man, I had to study hard
Took a lot of dedication
But I'm a dartboard certified, eight-ball qualified and
You won't find me wasting anything I learned with that
Neon burn, getting my honk-honk-honky-tonk education
Yeah
Best night never done
Jukebox one-on-one
It just came to my final breath
I got them candles glowing with my smooth do-si-doing
Always gave me straight As
I learned y'all in the closet, when to sip
When to stop it, when to buy my buddies a round
You wouldn't a fool around back now
Chug-a-mug, sit down, I'm brushed up from painting the town
I got a honky-tonk education
Tuition was a cover charge
Man, I had to study hard
Took a lot of dedication
But I'm a dartboard certified, eight-ball qualified and
You won't find me wasting anything I learned with that
Neon burn, getting my honk-honk-honky-tonk education
Yeah
I got a honky-tonk education
Tuition was a cover charge
Man, I had to study hard
It took a lot of dedication
But I'm a dartboard certified, eight-ball qualified and
You won't find me wasting anything I learned with that
Neon burn, getting my honk-honk-honky-tonk education
Getting me to count and capture boots and a
Cowboy hat at honk-honk-honky-tonk graduation
Hey, let's give another round of drinks
Yeah, whoo