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United States Of Whatever (as made famous by Lynch Liam)
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I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like, "Ugh"
And I'm like, "Whatever"
This chick comes up to me and she's all like
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"
So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up and she's all like, "Ugh"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And then it's 3 AM, I'm on the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up and says like, "Hey, punk"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and he's like
"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever"
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Then up comes Zappa, I'm like, "Yo, Zappa, what's up?"
He's like, "Nothing"
I'm like, "That's cool"
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
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