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The Shot Heard 'Round the World

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We were at a soccer game the other day, And happy to see the kids play The weather was sunny and man it was hot Another player went in cleats up and so we got a penalty shot CHORUS My son kicked the ball as hard as he could The ball hit the goalie in the face where he stood Weird thing was that it took his head completely off What was left was a bloody stump that looked like beef stroganoff Youโ€™d think the ref would call the game Considering now the goalie would never be the same He gave his condolences to the boyโ€™s family Turned around and restarted the game rather quickly and happily CHORUS My son kicked the ball as hard as he could The ball hit the goalie in the face where he stood Weird thing was that it took his head completely off What was left was a bloody stump that looked like beef stroganoff The head had nose and ears which made it roll kind of weird But the game was back on and so all the crowd cheered This was a kids soccer game so the score didnโ€™t matter But nobody counted on getting covered with blood splatter CHORUS My son kicked the ball as hard as he could The ball hit the goalie in the face where he stood Weird thing was that it took his head completely off What was left was a bloody stump that looked like beef stroganoff