BALONEY
Dert K3y
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Yeah, sometimes when I'm lonely
I stick my dick in baloney
And you may think I'm a phony
But it feels like macaroni
Yeah, and I love a good bender
Baloney is thick, it ain't slender
I'll just cut a slit in the center
Then pound with my dick 'til it's tender
Yeah, sometimes when no one's around
I'm fucking baloney cuz I'm just a clown
Arby's got nothing on me cuz I'm King of the Meats
And I'm fucking baloney like 5 times a week
Balls are drained, But I'm still playing
fucking baloney like I'm Super Saiyan
Smelling disgusting cuz that shit's decaying
If granny were here man, I bet she'd be praying
I got a thing for them cold cuts
Hole in that meat like a doughnut
2 inches deep man and 3 inches wide
Yeah, I'm fucking baloney, I'm out of my mind
Not even salami is saved from this chode
Pounding that meat, yeah my name is TaToad
That shit makes me scream, like I'm bout to cream
Baloney's so good that my nut was extreme
Yeah, sometimes when I'm lonely
I stick my dick in baloney
And you may think I'm a phony
But it feels like macaroni
Yeah, and I love a good bender
Baloney is thick, it ain't slender
I'll just cut a slit in the center
Then pound with my dick 'til it's tender
Yeah, sometimes when it's late at night
I'm pounding baloney 'cuz that meat is tight
It's all on my hands, the juice on my pants
Then cum in that shit, and I'm taking a bite
I wish I could stop, I wish I could talk
I wish I could clean up shit with a mop
But it's an addiction, I need some restriction
My dick gone fall off if I give it more friction
I just need an exit, a way to escape it
'Cuz fucking baloney is making my head split
I need me some tits, maybe a bit
I'm starting to think I should call in the quits
Nah fuck that, man, I just can't stop
Baloney's the best, it can never be topped
So I'll just keep fucking and slapping and sucking
Until that shit's dry just like Africa's crops
Yeah, sometimes when I'm lonely
I stick my dick in baloney
And you may think I'm a phony
But it feels like macaroni
Yeah, and I love a good bender
Baloney is thick, it ain't slender
I'll just cut a slit in the center
Then pound with my dick 'til it's tender