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J Dilla Black Thought
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Yo check this out, this is Pete Rock man
And you tuned into J Stay Paid
For the freshest hardcore J Dilla shit
You ever gon' hear in your life baby
Drop one of them motherfuckin' neck breakin' Dilla beats, ya heard?
Yo, I'm having trouble at the crib
I'm going at it with my baby mother where I live
While the soldiers bleed, the economy recede
And all she wanna watch is reality TV
Went from us in real life to Strange Love
Some behavior I couldn't figure the flavor of
Dropped out of charm school when she fell in love with New York
And love money, that's what I'm not made of
I bought a membership to the celebrity fit club
To see if I could stand a real chance with this love
It don't make sense the way she try to turn a G to a gent
But need tough love, don't get it mixed up
I was one of them wild boys shooting for Sizemore
She was a little live drawing, watching her eyes worn
The best we ever had it going for broke like Eddie Griffin
Or Danny Bonaduce but nope, she never listen
When I drop a super sweet sixteen
Daydreaming of becoming Miss Rap Supreme
Or maybe making a band but bring your guns out
Sing your lungs out, move out like daddy's girls out of runts house
But that's against all odds
Pickup artists might come and try to flip y'all rides
Real as Real Housewives of Atlanta, yeah it's real outside
And it's like an episode of College Hill outside
Whether it be for the love of the payday
Or for the love of trying to have a baby for Ray J
The most smartest model on Project Runway
She wanna become more of living life in the fab lane
And change her last name
And since Gotti's way was passing
She watch Salt-N-Pepa and Celeb Rehab date
That's all she talk about at the cafรฉ
I swear to God it drove me to drink about half a carafe
My head so spinning, I'm so through with women
Who watch re-runs of The Real World with dinner
And Kim Kardashian Moms and Bruce Jenner
And Three 6 Mafia show and Jerry Springer
Scott Baio 46 and Knocked Up
I'd rather see the first 48 on Locked Up
Instead it's just a 9911, I'm trading spouses
Extreme Makeover, she rearranged the couches
Now she keep changing outfits
I'm 'bout to have to get a Dr. Phil to do something about this
The house not fresh, she not Top Chef
I tell her viva la bam, she tell me not yet
Watching Cribs looking at shit she never gon' get
America's Best Dance Crew, she trying to do the step
'Bout to do her like Beyoncรฉ and tell her to the left
Truth be told, she 'bout to television me to death, yo
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