North Pole Comedy Club
Bear, Fozzie, Statler and Waldorf
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Ah, thank you folks
Hey, are you all elves and reindeers having a good time tonight?
Well good, because right now I'd like
To bring out our own furry funny man
Ladies and gentlemen, put your paws and hands
Together in a big North Pole welcome for Fozzie Bear
Yeah!
Thank you, thank you, and thank you
Fozzie Bear's my name
And comedy's my game
I'm happy to be here tonight
At the North Pole comedy club
I'll sing a song for you
We'll have a laugh or two
It's Christmas time and we're feeling fine
At the North Pole comedy club
Hey, how's everybody doing out there tonight?
So why does Santa take presents to
All the children of the world? (Why?)
Because the presents won't take themselves
No, no, please don't leave, I just got started
Say, do you know where Santa stays when he's out on the road?
At a ho-ho-hotel
Wait, you're gonna love this one
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney
While the fire is still burning? (What?)
Crisp Kringle
Wocka wocka
Fozzie Bear's my name
And comedy's my game
I'm happy to be here tonight
At the North Pole comedy club
I'll sing a song for you
We'll have a laugh or two
It's Christmas time and we're feeling fine
At the North Pole comedy club
Okay, let's see, where was I?
Oh yeah, the elves
Do you know how elves say hello to each other?
Small world, isn't it?
Did you guys hear about the elf who put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log
Sleep like a log, it's
How many elves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten
One to change the lightbulb
And nine to stand on each other's shoulders
And if you like what you see
Tell everyone you know to come see me
But if you don't like my jokes
Make sure you never tell the other folks
Please
Fozzie Bear's my name
Comedy's my game
I'm happy to be here tonight
At the North Pole comedy club
I'll sing a song for you
We'll have a laugh or two
It's Christmas time and we're feeling fine
At the North Pole comedy club
Hey, and what's the story with those reindeer?
I mean, why do they always wear fur coats?
Probably because they look silly in snowsuits
Wocka wocka
Say, when should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
When it's a baby reindeer
Ah
No, no, don't turn on me now, folks
Does anyone know what you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want, because he can't hear you
It's time for me to go
I hope you liked the show
It sure was fun to be with you
At the North Pole comedy club
We had a laugh or two
I sang a song for you
Merry Christmas to you all at the North Pole comedy club
Happy holidays everyone
Wocka wocka
Merry Christmas to you all at the North Pole comedy club