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Star-Lord vs Captain Jack Sparrow
Freshy Kanal feat. Mike Choe & Freeced
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Did you chart course? (Yeah)
To the best and likable Guardian of the Galaxy
The mother-effin' Star-Lord?
I take pirates and ravage 'em, then make it look like an art form
How I'm sending them starboard (woo)
That measly craft can't even travel through space
The off-and-on-again captain of wooden planks and some crates
C'mon it's not even fun, I shoot a blast and it breaks (hey)
Lookin' like something that Groot could ask on a date (yeah)
I understand ya, Captain Hook, we couldn't be savvier
You don't care about the loot unless there's booze inside
Maybe if you hadn't got that "Moves Like Jagger" stagger
Then you wouldn't have been practically marooned five times
And if he was mute, then he would have (yeah)
More gold, less mutinies
I track two deaths between you and me
So back off, or we can shoot for three (woo)
I hope that eyeliner you're rocking is waterproof
Or when I make you cry
I bet you'll look like Rocket Raccoon (aw, screw you)
Speaking of, tell Barbosa I said
Unless he wants to hop home, he should cover that leg (huh)
This giant perv's worth a jar of dirt
All this water and he'd still die of thirst
I'm not gonna be the first to give him a curse (yeah)
Yeah, Sparrow overboard because I'm flipping the bird
If you think my ship lacks the caliber to do damage
Then you're a pinch wrong
You best start believin' in tired old cannons, mate
'Cause you're in one
Who are you, ay? Some poncy explorer?
Some stowaway who stowed away in one of my barrels?
I forgot who you were, and I'm not even Gamora
But she'll always remember one Captain Jack Spar-
I row my boat, so flow's no trouble
You got no ammo, you only blow bubbles
Thanos had choked but no, this bloke fumbled
And eroded, hope he's so disposable
We all see things when we run out of beer crates
But if you think your dad's a planet?
That's a bit weird, mate
A demigod too?
I believe that he's lost it
Is there perhaps a tribe keeping you hostage?
Oh, savage! You and your posse's ocean fodder
I'll take the lot and then stuff 'em in Davy Jones' locker
That be the place the dead depart to from beyond the water
Ask nicely or the rodent won't say hi to Yondu for ya!
Alright guys, step back
Yeah, people aren't cargo, granted
But you mentioned Gamora, so eff that
To me, your measly crew is target practice
You reek, and with that libido
Any woman who ever has to hoist your sails would heave, ho
Cap, Cap'n Crunch before he reloads
Do you really think I couldn't crush an Ego? (Oh)
Your franchise was fun to start
Then your writing walked the plank and jumped the shark
But your fifth movie was immersive if you buy it
You'll know what it's like to be swindled by pirates
Gibbs, Plan B! Plan B, Gibbs!
There once was a kid with no ounce of a clue
Abducted and ripped from his house for doubloons
Deprived from a childhood, he's now a buffoon
Like his brain has been draining the Fountain of Youth
Your state is a place you don't need to be visiting
Based on your fate, you already live in misery
Can't call you son if you're not a son to someone
Skimmed through your bloody films and thought
"Where's the mum gone?"
The key to your heart when your heart's in a chest
We all have a partner to dance with, unless
Your maiden gets taken away by her dad
And now she's an ex you can't place on a map
Yo-ho, woe is me! Ripe with depression, 'tis the life you lead
Drowning your sorrows like they're dying at sea
Just don't touch the rum 'cause that's mine, savvy?
Since you're zarg-nuts, let me simplify
Bitch, you're a fickle guy who can't ever stick to or pick a side
You either die or let the Guardians get boarding your ship
It's like we're taking over a second Disney ride
That talking octopus has got you scared to death?
I saw that dude on Counter-Earth when he was selling meth
You spent the rest of your entire life on a quest to extend it
For execs to execute you, sever ties, and fucking end it
Sever ties? Oh, right! Like James Gunn did
I'll never stop flowing like the waterwheel, I run in
Oh look, we're in luck 'ere lads, there's gold hidden in his ship
The guy with the eyebrows, nab his limbs and we'll be rich
But now, who will save you when you drop off the airlock door?
In space, no one hears your face pop like popcorn
I should've fought Thor, kept this captain to captain
So do what you do best and just be a distraction, ay?
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