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A Queso Peculiar (A Cappella)
The Stupendium
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Something stinks in this city, and I don't mean the Munster cheese
So, you'd best stay sharp with the cheddar for the traps laid underneath
There's an art to violence, you'll find I'm packing a master-piece
May be morally grey, but you gotta be faced with this colour scheme
I'm a humdinger of a gunslinger gumshoe
Some singer, black and white, the white becomes blues
Finger on the trigger and another in the jigger
Six shots from the barrel, knock 'em back like it's a punch queue
Golly, what a rum do! Hot upon the hunt to
Seize the big cheese, leave him leaking inky fondue
This underbelly's wrestling with a case of indigestion
And I'm here to ask some questions, make confessions if you're drawn to
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
What have you done, there must have been other solutions
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
You better run before he figures how to shoot one
My oh my, it's a hell of a trip
That turpentine, acetone, benzine dip
I guess it's pretty comic how they got you to strip
One rubber-hose dose and you're fixing to drip
Down the drain, think twice 'fore you try that again
Blind mice say crime doesn't pay
But my pocketbook gets a raise
With each crook I'm putting away
It ain't Mossflower, country mouse
Mark towers, lit at dark hours as you run south
Rich cats chewing the fat and holding crumbs out
Which rat's too on the rack to hold their dumb mouth?
Bright vermin like to worm in nice, earn stripes
Become a boss giving turncoat curd pipes firm knifes
If you're gonna serve time often
Church mice quiet means surviving your first crime
What are you, nascent? Check papes for the scuttlebutt
Many a mouse found erased in a rubber rut
You won't get a statement from the station for your troubles 'cause
Every rotten cop is in the pocket of the upper crust
Street spawn never know peace, I'm no better
When the heat's on to turn Jack to ghost pepper
Rope-a-doping half the cast of rotoscope Rodentia
Tracking through the blows so I know which of my foes sent ya
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
What have you done, there must have been other solutions
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
You better run before he figures how to shoot one
My oh my, it's a heavenly trip
That Parmesan, Camembert, French Brie dip
Got a tale full of holes, is your alibi Swiss?
Leave your tail full of holes when I empty the clip
And I spray, think twice 'fore you try that again
Blind mice say crime doesn't pay
But my pocketbook gets a raise
With each crook I put in the grave
Wad of tobacco in my cheek pouch
Case the back door, if you hear a squeak, bounce
How you like Jerry with the Tommy gun now, dammit?
Deep down dirty, I've been dying to clean house
One rat-tat and the whole pack scatters
Fun fact - if they don't, then they go back tatters
Dangerously mad to face my gat if you ask hatters
Half is not the fraction I've chosen to go and ass matters
Stone-faced like my brain is in a Roquefort
One, two, three and I'm here to show you what for
Packrat packing a rat-a-tat-tat
Leaving habitats trashed, rolling punches like a sock drawer
Encore! Spraying at the mob guards shooting me
Ragdoll beautifully, arms all noodle-y
Lay them on the boards, God, I love charcuterie
Drop you in a coffin, lid topped with a cube of cheese
Oh wah oh
Have you Comtรฉ your senses?
Oh wah oh
From your Grevรฉ-ous offenses?
Oh wah oh
But a Queso demented
Oh wah oh
Is a Provolone-ly detectives
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
What have you done, there must have been other solutions
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
You better run before he figures how to shoot one
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
What have you done, there must have been other solutions
If you give a mouse a clue
He will pursue that clue unto its true conclusion
And if you give a mouse a gun
You better run before he figures how to shoot one
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