Stuck in the Bathroom
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Paula's stuck in the bathroom!
This night was already super weird!
And now she's stuck in the bathroom!
Whoever renovated this house
did a terrible job!
Valencia walks up
to the beam and says:
"I can try.
I have a deceptive amount
of muscular strength due to
my amazing core!"
Paula calls out from the bathroom:
"Her little bird arms are
not going to do anything."
Then I step up and I'm like:
"I'll try."
My second sophomore year
I took a kinesiology class
That's college for gym.
Nothing happens.
Then we all look over at Karen
The kind of strange woman
who is pretending to be
some French chick.
Karen says:
"Sorry, Angelique has an
upper gastric hernia!"
Gross!
I had enough so I say
"We need to call 911!"
She's stuck in the bathroom!
She's stuck in the bathroom!
Let's call 911!
Wow! I can't believe it took us
this long to come up with
the most obvious solution!
Kind of embarrassing!
Now Rebecca jumps and shouts:
"Yes! Yes! Hang in there Paula!
We're going to get you out!"
And she runs over to the phone
panicking, meanwhile...
Paula's still stuck in the bathroom!
Shhh... I'm on the phone!
Sorry.