I Would Never (Dissect a Ewe)
Garfunkel & Oates
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A seven, an eight, a nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Remember the time we were in biology class
We had to grow a plant to learn photosynthesis
Let's do it again
Remember the time we learned CHNHHC double OOH
Or carbohydrate dissolves faster than a light base
'Cause I really like to learn about science
And I think killing frogs is fine
But my lab teacher crossed the line
When he gave us all sheep's eyeballs (Eyeballs)
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already would've ripped its face in two
But that will never happen
Remember the time we saw the nitrogen cycle
A study of root nodules in legumes
With or without rhizobium
Remember the time we studied homologous chromosomes
DNA replication, leitumatosis, and meiosis
Followed by division of a cytoplasm
'Cause I really like to learn about science
We opened up that pregnant cat
And the fetal pig was cooler than that
But some things are disgusting (Disgusting)
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already would've turned its hooves to glue
(He would've liked it)
But that will never happen
No amount of alcohol
Would sterilize it all
When I was five, I went to a petting zoo
And that sheep face will haunt me
Sheep ghost (Sheep ghost)
Ooh (Ooh)
Baa, baa
Ooh
Sheep ghost will haunt you
Ooh
'Cause I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already would've looked at it and drawn like I was in the movie
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
And then threw up because my character who had an abortion
But that will never happen